Democratic Candidates Have Finally Gotten Hot
Finally, a Democrat who actually knows how to have sex. As the midterms inch closer—and as we enter another two years of presidential primaries—the Democrats know they need to find a legitimately hot candidate. But it’s not just about finding a good-looking candidate, or a charming candidate, or even a personable candidate. After a decade-plus of living with an abusive father, there’s nothing we need more than a daddy. Newsom also has an unbearable smarm about him. He has the conventions of attractiveness, from his height to his pearly whites to the almost strategic amount of smile lines he has, but add them up and you somehow don’t leave with much. His political platform remains staunchly centrist, and the image isn’t enough to override the lack of message. “I don’t think Ossoff is a good-looking man,” said Trump at a rally for Collins last week, suggesting that he probably really…
