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Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?
3+ day, 8+ hour ago (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...
Republicans In Shock That People Won’t Sacrifice For Trump’s Iran War Like They Did For WWII
3+ day, 14+ hour ago (478+ words) During a recent interview with notorious hate group leader Tony Perkins (whom no one has suggested he denounce), Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia complained about all the people complaining about inflation and the price of gas, just because they can’t…...
Hey, So Why The Hell Is Hakeem Jeffries Meeting With Prince Jared Of Trump?
2+ week, 6+ day ago (577+ words) Maybe … no, we think that’s the end of the list of ways this weekend’s reporting on Jeffries meeting with Kushner could be OK. The New York Times says explicitly that Jeffries and Kushner met to talk about ways Democrats and…...
Trump Loses Another War. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 24, 2026
2+ week, 6+ day ago (462+ words) Good morning! Where to even begin … So, uh, what’s going on with the ridiculously pathetic breakdown of trade talks between the United States and, um, Canada? Here’s a primer! [Washington Post] And Paul Krugman on why Trump is going to…...
Now Trump And Hegseth’s Forever-Lost Forever War Making Sailors Try To Jump Overboard
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (711+ words) That report was from MS NOW, so we are sure any MAGAts that heard about it discounted it wholesale, unless they happen to be related to any of the people on that carrier. (Notably, just about every Navy family member…...
Habibi Means Bless Your Heart. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 11, 2026
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (362+ words) Here is your moment of Abdul El-Sayed stickin’ it to ‘em, this time to his opponent Mike Rogers by using the Arabic term “habibi” to mean “bless your heart.” Brutal. And here is Pete Hegseth rubbing his hands through his…...
Todd Blanche's Slush Fund For J6ers Officially Dead, Allegedly. Make Him AG Now?
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (841+ words) There was a minute there last week when we thought that the nomination of granite-headed cumstain Todd Blanche to be the next attorney general of the United States might really be in trouble. No, really. To catch you up, Blanche…...
Lindsey Graham Loved Documentary That's Going To Make Him Look Like Galactic A-hole
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (655+ words) The filmmaker Alex Holder, whom we may all remember as the guy whose behind-the-scenes footage of Donald Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign later became evidence for the January 6 committee’s investigation, had been working on a documentary about Graham when the senator’s ticker…...
Pete Hegseth Is A Failure And Everybody Hates Him, Episode One Million
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (896+ words) Another day, another article that says Republican senators are losing confidence in Secretary Shitfaced Hegseth, the least qualified military leader in all of human history, who is currently rubbing his masculine insecurity issues and his hair and makeup expertise all…...
Pete Hegseth Might Have To Cut Back On Muscle Milk If Congress Won't Give Him More War Money
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (755+ words) The US military has blown so much money on Donald Trump’s pointless war of choice against Iran that the Pentagon is starting to run out of money for some critical operations, the Washington Post reports (gift link). Per the WaPo…...