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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC

8+ hour, 33+ min ago   (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...

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Happy Drive Your Studebaker Day, Which Is Not Very Helpful Or Exciting For Most People

13+ hour, 39+ min ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

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Marie Still Pounding Southern California With Her Massive, Punishing, Rock-Hard Surf

2+ day, 8+ hour ago   (462+ words) Southern California isn’t doing so hot right now, except in the temperature sense, which has made us all go a little bit nuts and yell at each other and roll stop signs and shit like that. (Just kidding, we already…...

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wonkette.com > p > these-were-the-days-my-friend-wonkette

These were the days my friend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/8/26!

4+ day, 7+ hour ago   (162+ words) Good afternoon fellow humans! One of your brethren got in my inbox to complain that in these here Ones-A-Day, I introduce the post with a line before it instead of telling you what I just wrote there after it. So…...

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wonkette.com > p > new-america-tabs-tues-sept-8-2026

New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026

4+ day, 16+ hour ago   (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...

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wonkette.com > p > fine-heres-your-now-annual-labor

Fine, Here's Your (Now Annual) Labor Day Studs Terkel

5+ day, 12+ hour ago   (932+ words) This post first ran on Labor Day 2025 and we forgot to write a new one this year. Enjoy! Anyway, today we will be celebrating Working class hero Studs Terkel, who would no doubt have some things to say about a…...

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wonkette.com > p > nice-times-has-come-today

Nice Times Has Come Today

6+ day, 12+ hour ago   (379+ words) “You are entering Marmot Country.” Silly commercial time! March Of The Penguins (free Vimeo link) was titled March Of The Emperor in France so CANAL+ decided to have some fun with another use of the word. Unfortunately the money is…...

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wonkette.com > p > if-youre-late-for-something-today

If You’re Late For Something Today, You’re Celebrating Correctly!

1+ week, 14+ hour ago   (335+ words) Today is National Be Late For Something Day, which is incredibly convenient for me, personally, as it seems I have way too much do, despite being on vacation in lovely Narragansett, Rhode Island. Hey, it’s not easy to balance familial…...

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wonkette.com > p > happy-labor-day-weekend-wonkette

Happy Labor Day weekend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/4/26!

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (194+ words) Good afternoon, it’s almost time to get gone! It’s always time to subscribe! We had tabs, they were Gloria-based! Plus other weird news and things, which you for sure should always read, every day, because I write them. We had…...

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wonkette.com > p > mean-judge-wont-let-rfk-jr-use-fake

Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...