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Elon Musk's Dad Errol (Allegedly!) Worse Than You Thought
11+ mon, 2+ week ago (735+ words) To re-cap a VERY complicated story, Elon’s mother is Errol’s first wife Maye, who you may have seen defending...Elon from online trolls on TV....She told Harper's Bazaar in 2019: In case you were wondering where Elon might be…...
Poor Elon Musk Can't Even Sell As Many Cybertrucks As Ford Sold Edsels
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (581+ words) Elon Musk and Henry Ford have a lot in common....Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk called it the company’s best product ever and estimated the carmaker...That count is buoyed by Musk’s other companies, with SpaceX building out a…...
Elon Musk Says Pedro Sánchez Did HIGH TREASON! Against... White People?
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (537+ words) Point is, Elon Musk, that patriotic American, has accused Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez Pérez-Castejón...As you can see, Elon was responding to notable famous political thinker “Humble Flow,” who posted part...And Elon said, “Dirty Sánchez is guilty of high…...
Elon Musk's AI Doing Crazy Nazi Sh*t Again
9+ mon, 3+ week ago (861+ words) Remember that time that Elon Musk tried to program his AI bot Grok to be “anti-woke” and it immediately...
Sartorially Challenged Elon Musk Would Like To Share His Thoughts On Fashion With You
9+ mon, 1+ day ago (413+ words) This week, Elon Musk stopped by Stephen Miller’s wife Katie Miller’s podcast, sporting some kind of Star...For Elon! The guy wearing the most bland outfit humanly possible!...But Elon Musk and his right-wing conservative pals are not out here…...
Elon Musk Agrees: 'Saving' The Country Will Require Doing Things 'That Make Women Sad.'
7+ mon, 1+ week ago (585+ words) “True words,” Musk, an expert in making the women in his life pretty fucking miserable, responded....Here are just a few of the other responses Personally, I think Musk needs to elaborate on exactly what...
Elon Musk Is About To Find Out!
1+ mon, 4+ week ago (197+ words) candidate Susan Crawford ended up beating Schimel’s ass by 10 points, and the defeat stung enough that Musk...The Commission sent out a letter to Musk and the Wisconsin residents who initially filed the complaint...against him stating: Pretty cheesy on…...
Please, Fake Elon, Take Our Money! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 15, 2025
10+ mon, 4+ week ago (455+ words) Good morning, good morning, it’s time for tabs! I SAID it’s time for tabs! Dammit, we got a kitten again. This one followed Shy and Lu home. Everybody meet Naaaaadja, named for the hissing vampiress in What We Do in…...
¡Es Viernes! Tabs, Fri., June 12, 2026
3+ mon, 2+ day ago (549+ words) [The Hill] There is a very big effigy of Elon Musk and his big boobies in Times Square right now, ahead...By the way, that IPO is about to make Elon Musk a trillionaire....
DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It
6+ mon, 3+ day ago (1029+ words) Last Wednesday a Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals panel ruled 2-1 that Elon Musk himself was not required...Spoiler, the process was using ChatGpt (not even Elon Musk’s own Grok, OUCH!)...