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OK, Which One Of You Forced Poor JD Vance To Apologize For Being White?

OK, Which One Of You Forced Poor JD Vance To Apologize For Being White?2+ hour, 13+ min ago Last night, Vice President JD Vance closed out Bigotfest USA with a rousing speech filled with many insane lies about how truly fabulous things have been since Donald Trump took office again. Rent prices are dropping four months in a…...

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Bari Weiss F*cking Up CBS News Even Faster Than Predicted!

Bari Weiss F*cking Up CBS News Even Faster Than Predicted!3+ hour, 32+ min ago CBS sucks now, but Wonkette is still good. But let us back up. On Sunday, 60 Minutes was set to air an in-depth piece on the Trump administration's sudden deportation last March of hundreds of people to CECOT, the notorious Salvadoran…...

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Some Weird Sh*t At Princess Griftsalot’s TPUSA Griefstravaganza, Fireworks Expo And White Grievance Hoedown

Some Weird Sh*t At Princess Griftsalot’s TPUSA Griefstravaganza, Fireworks Expo And White Grievance Hoedown5+ hour, 2+ min ago From Thursday to Sunday, Turning Point USA held its annual get-together in Phoenix, Arizona, and it had everything. Pyrotechnics, Nicki Minaj, country music performances, a grieving widow with a glittery wardrobe, and a recreation of the tent where Charlie Kirk…...

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'Twas The Sunday Shows Before Christmas And Todd Blanche Was Doing Epstein Coverups

'Twas The Sunday Shows Before Christmas And Todd Blanche Was Doing Epstein Coverups6+ hour, 21+ min ago It takes a lot of Trump sycophants and stooges to do Epstein Files coverups for Donald Trump, to prevent the horrific truth about Trump from ever coming out. Pam Bondi is doing her part. Now let's check in with incompetent…...

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The Pam Bondi Trump/Epstein Files Coverup Enters A New Phase!

The Pam Bondi Trump/Epstein Files Coverup Enters A New Phase!8+ hour, 12+ min ago And certain things were added, too, it seems. Nice try! And then, oops, busted again: Then, after Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie said they were drafting up a resolution with contempt of Congress charges for Bondi, which would also…...

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Jaw On The Floor: Tabs, Mon., Dec. 22, 2025

Jaw On The Floor: Tabs, Mon., Dec. 22, 202510+ hour, 17+ min ago Fa la la la la, the solstice was yesterday, and we have survived the darkest days of winter! Sunday after reps Massie and Khanna said they were exploring all options to deal with Bondi's contemptuousness, including impeachment, the DOJ re-released…...

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Christmas Comes Early For Mark Carney

Christmas Comes Early For Mark Carney1+ day, 5+ hour ago Nobody expects the weirdos at the Conservative Party of Canada to know how to throw a good party, but their latest end-of-season shindig went so badly it might end up tipping the balance of power in Ottawa. Michael Ma, a…...

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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Command The Russian People: Get To F*cking!

Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Command The Russian People: Get To F*cking!2+ day, 2+ hour ago Funny story: Oligarch publisher gave Vlad Rolls Royce Ghost last year, and heated seats did not work! So he went to Siberian prison colony anyway. Let this be lesson for everyone: If giving glorious president Rolls Royce Ghost, check seat…...

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ICE Supervisor Thrown In His Own Jail After (Allegedly) Strangling His Girlfriend

ICE Supervisor Thrown In His Own Jail After (Allegedly) Strangling His Girlfriend2+ day, 4+ hour ago Content note: Domestic Violence Or a "they're going after my wife instead!" Or "they're going after meeeee!" until it suddenly becomes "We never promised you that and also anyone who is undocumented here is technically a criminal anyway! Even though…...

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Elise Stefanik Realizes Everyone Hates Her, Drops Out Of Governor's Race, Congress, Life

Elise Stefanik Realizes Everyone Hates Her, Drops Out Of Governor's Race, Congress, Life2+ day, 6+ hour ago Friends, Wonkettes, countrymen, lend us your shovels. For we come to bury Elise Stefanik, not to praise her. Late Friday afternoon, Stefanik announced on X that she is dropping out of the race for the Republican gubernatorial nomination in New…...