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Insidious Advertising: Thousands Of People Have Begun Noticing Eye Floaters Shaped Like Cameron Winter
3+ hour, 15+ min ago (209+ words) In recent weeks, the band Geese has come under fire over the marketing tactics that made them a viral sensation in 2025, with fans and critics alike now labeling them "industry plants." However, their use of fake fan accounts to manipulate…...
A True God Complex: President Trump Just Posted An AI-Generated Photo Of Himself Winning An Oscar For Best Sound Design For "Sinners
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (572+ words) Just when you thought President Trump couldn't be more of an egomaniac, he comes out and does something as sickeningly narcissistic and deluded as this:" Seriously, President Trump? ! "Egomaniac" doesn"t even begin to describe this guy. Despite the widespread…...
Sign Of The Times: This Baby's First Words Were "Vaccinate Me'
1+ week, 1+ day ago (179+ words) If you wanted an indication of just how contentious the culture wars surrounding'vaccinations'have become, this story should help you understand exactly how this hot-button issue is currently tearing our society apart at the seams: This baby's first words were "vaccinate'me....
The Price Of Hubris: This Kid's Crayola Marker Sword Has Broken Into Pieces After He Recklessly Added A Seventh Marker
1+ week, 1+ day ago (909+ words) One first-grade student just learned the hard way that unchecked ambition can lead people to total ruin: This kid's Crayola marker sword has broken into" One first-grade student just learned the hard way that unchecked ambition can lead people to…...
This Bathroom Graffiti Of A Vagina May Be A Bit Crude, But It's Better Than Having To Masturbate To A Blank Stall Wall
1+ week, 1+ day ago (224+ words) Take a look at this graffiti of a vagina that someone hastily scrawled on the stall door of a Poughkeepsie, NY rest stop men's bathroom." What do you notice?" Not the most technically accomplished representation of a vagina, perhaps? Maybe…...
Somewhat Concerning: Your Doctor Has An '@Pornhub' Email Address
1+ week, 1+ day ago (643+ words) If you thought you'd make it through the day without feeling somewhat concerned, we have bad news, because your doctor has an "@pornhub. com" email address," If you thought you'd make it through the day without feeling somewhat concerned, we…...
Reducing Distractions: Alamo Drafthouse Has Announced That They're Going To Stop Showing Movies So Customers Can Focus On Ordering Food
2+ week, 1+ day ago (615+ words) All good businesses adapt and evolve with changing times, and one of America's most iconic chains just announced a major policy update that's going to" All good businesses adapt and evolve with changing times, and one of America's most iconic…...
Fascinating: This Website Has A Message That Just Says Visitors Will Never Be Able To Read Any Of Its Articles No Matter How Much They Pay Or How Many Things They Click
2+ week, 1+ day ago (164+ words) What a fascinating business model! This website doesn't give a damn how badly anyone wants to read their work, "cause it ain't happening! When readers open a link to an article by'The Savannah Journal, a Georgia-based digital publisher, their reading…...
6 Reasons I Always The Put Myself Down As My Emergency Contact Instead Of My Wife
2+ week, 6+ day ago (100+ words) Look, I trust my wife with my life, but every time I'm asked to list an emergency contact on insurance paperwork or when leaving for a whitewater rafting trip, I put myself down instead of her. Here are my reasons…...
Another Misstep: The DOJ Has Added A Dating Section To The Epstein Files Where The People Implicated In Them Can Flirt With Each Other
3+ week, 21+ hour ago (774+ words) Trump's Justice Department is already facing heated scrutiny for mishandling the Epstein Files, but this may just be their most inept move yet: The DOJ" Trump's Justice Department is already facing heated scrutiny for mishandling the Epstein Files, but this…...