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A Familiar Pattern: Trump Has Declassified The Government’s Files On Aliens And UFOs But The DOJ Redacted All The Parts Where He Molested The Aliens
5+ hour, 30+ min ago (370+ words) When former president Barack Obama hinted during a recent interview that the government may have proof of extraterrestrials, President Trump seized the opportunity to use" When former president Barack Obama hinted during a recent interview that the government may have…...
Concerning: This Bottle Of Pills In An Asian Grocery Store Just Has The Word ‘Diarrhea’ In The ‘Matrix’ Font Above A Picture Of A Keanu Reeves In Sunglasses
6+ day, 6+ hour ago (334+ words) Well folks, as if you needed another thing to worry about, here is something very concerning: This bottle of pills in an Asian grocery store" Well folks, as if you needed another thing to worry about, here is something very…...
Let’s Pray It’s Not What It Sounds Like: This Crime Report Keeps Referring To A Victim As John ‘The Rock’ Doe
6+ day, 6+ hour ago (408+ words) A potentially tragic story is currently unfolding that could have a seismic impact on American pop culture if it turns out to be what we" A potentially tragic story is currently unfolding that could have a seismic impact on American…...
Reinventing The Dining Experience: This Cafe Modeled Their Payment System After Healthcare Billing So Chefs, Waiters, And Dishwashers Can Invoice You Separately For Completely Random Amounts Weeks To Months Later
2+ week, 4+ hour ago (150+ words) Forget everything you knew about the restaurant experience, because the game has officially changed: This cafe modeled their payment system after healthcare billing so chefs, waiters, and dishwashers can invoice you separately for completely random amounts weeks to months later....
Not Him Too! The CEO Of Sex Trafficking Inc. Has Stepped Down After Incriminating Emails Between Him And Jeffrey Epstein Surfaced
2+ week, 6+ day ago (266+ words) Since the DOJ released its newest batch of documents concerning the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, multiple prominent individuals have stepped down due to their appearance in the files, and it seems like the fallout isn't over yet: The…...
Spicing Things Up: Seattle Is Giving The Figure On Their City’s Crosswalk Signals A BBL
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (364+ words) Well, well, well, it looks like public infrastructure is getting pretty spicy in the Pacific Northwest: Seattle is giving the figure on their city's crosswalk" Well, well, well, it looks like public infrastructure is getting pretty spicy in the Pacific…...
Actually Pretty Neat: The Latest Epstein Files Dump Has Been Redacted In A Way Where The Remaining Words Tell An Epic Story About An Icy Kingdom Ruled By A Giant Skeleton King Named ‘Archmarian Of The Frostland’
1+ mon, 5+ day ago (295+ words) Well, after right-wingers and left-wingers alike have been waiting with bated breath for what seemed like an eternity, the latest Epstein files dump is finally" Actually Pretty Neat: The Latest Epstein Files Dump Has Been Redacted In A Way Where…...
‘It’s Way Easier This Way’: Facebook Has Announced That Instead Of Flagging All The Misinformation They’re Just Going To Start Flagging The Actual Information
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (414+ words) Whether you're a META stockholder or just a casual Facebook user, get ready to get pumped, because Facebook is making a major change that's going" Whether you're a META stockholder or just a casual Facebook user, get ready to get…...
This Is Our Best Chance At Stopping Trump Now (by Chuck Schumer)
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (472+ words) Senator Chuck Schumer here, folks. Every single day, I fight tooth and nail against the MAGA agenda and Trump's unconstitutional attacks on our democracy. Our" This Is Our Best Chance At Stopping Trump Now (by Chuck Schumer) Senator Chuck Schumer…...
Incredible: A24 Has Released The Director’s Cut Of 'Marty Supreme' That Includes The Full 13-Hour Scene Where Mr. Wonderful Spanks Marty's Ass
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (219+ words) Cinephiles, get excited, because the following story is going to have you rushing back to the theaters: A24 has released the director's cut of'Marty Supreme'that" Cinephiles, get excited, because the following story is going to have you rushing back to the…...