1+ hour, 23+ min ago  (600+ words) Andrew Fleming, your Canadian pal, is on a summer break. Here's Wonkpal Denny Carter from the Bad Faith Times instead! My haters, of whom there are many, can accuse me of many things: Posting too much on Bluesky, interpreting every…...

20+ hour, 23+ min ago  (559+ words) Cornyn's primary campaign highlighted Paxton's many, many negatives, but that made no differences at all in the primary, because MAGA chuds are already accustomed to overlooking rank criminality, fraud, and marital infidelity in their Chosen One. Why would they care…...

22+ hour, 22+ min ago  (584+ words) It could theoretically be disappointing to the Trump administration that old Two Names Mullin is now being accused of behavior similar to Noem's. And no, we don't mean banging Corey Lewandowski, so get that right out of your filthy minds....

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (575+ words) 2 " oz Luksusowa vodka 1 oz olive brine 2 pitted green olives Pinch smoked sea salt Extra virgin olive oil Stuffed olive (for garnish) Add the vodka and olive brine to a cocktail shaker. Gently muddle the green olives. Add the sea salt....

1+ day, 20+ hour ago  (640+ words) How are America's oligarchs doing this week? Still weeping bitter tears that their vast wealth has not translated into universal love and respect from the people because said wealth is built on systems and products that contribute mightily to our…...

1+ day, 22+ hour ago  (665+ words) Things are not going well for Donald Trump's Fyre Festival 250! On Thursday, we reported that several musical acts had signed up to perform at his Great American State Fair to celebrate the USA's 250th anniversary, although even by that time, both…...

2+ day, 8+ min ago  (640+ words) When Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers announced last summer that he wouldn't run for a third term, a great big bunch of contenders jumped into the race for the August 11 Democratic primary. The best-known name in the field is former Lt....

2+ day, 1+ hour ago  (328+ words) But perhaps the most blasphemous branding thus far is renaming The Kennedy Center as the The Trump-Kennedy Center " or, as the sign now actually reads, "The Donald J. Trump And The Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts" on account of how…...

2+ day, 4+ hour ago  (608+ words) Good morning to you! Here's your damn tabs! Oh are we doing ceasefire again? Nobody knows, certainly not Trump, who is threatening to blow up Oman now, why not. (Noah Berlatsky at Public Notice) E. Jean Carroll is Trump's Final Boss....

2+ day, 18+ hour ago  (360+ words) Rebecca reminded us in Tabs this morning that "we all need to take more breaks up in here. That means you too!" So while I can't take a break from bringing you our one-a-day roundup, I can certainly frame everything…...