5+ hour, 30+ min ago  (67+ words) Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! WARRRRRR. Wonkette One A Day 4/7/26 Evan forgot to give you your One a Day yesterday, and I think I might have forgotten on Friday, DID YOU MISS US DID…...

5+ hour, 40+ min ago  (536+ words) Congress, where are you? You got some work to do now! They can't hear you, too many whirring Vitamixes blending up their spring break daiquiris and refreshing lemon drops. But as far as Trump's concerned, as long as he doesn't…...

7+ hour, 59+ min ago  (360+ words) But some of his fiercest defenders " other than the anonymous freaks on Not Twitter " have been on Newsmax, one of the larger of the now 85,000 right-wing streaming news platforms out there. I mean, do you even lift, bro? Do you?...

9+ hour, 38+ min ago  (911+ words) It should go without saying that you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Tucker Carlson, just like you don't have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene. But Tucker Carlson was appalled by the vile anti-Christian…...

10+ hour, 49+ min ago  (1574+ words) Welp, guess Trump has penciled in today as biggest bombing day ever, with 93 million people cut off from power and water and/or blasted to smithereens, or Trump will chicken out. But he sure sounds QUITE hot to trot, posting…...

11+ hour, 56+ min ago  (562+ words) The new guidance is the unholy (though also very holy) melding of RFK Jr.s favorite buzzwords and bad ideas with anti-abortion rights, pronatalist, anti-LGBTQ+ buzzwords and bad ideas "and seems more likely to cause unplanned pregnancies than to prevent…...

13+ hour, 5+ min ago  (431+ words) It was Monday, the day of the annual White House Easter egg roll, and President Trump was focused on talking about a very important voter demographic that he is sure he carried in 2024: people who "do eggs." Wait, what? No,…...

14+ hour, 57+ min ago  (523+ words) Good morning, it's tabs. Donald Trump is going to run for president of Venezuela and Joe Biden will steal that from him too probably. Says he's going to learn Spanish very easily, because he is good at languages. Speaking of…...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago  (471+ words) Think of all the brave protest movements against violent and totalitarian governments in history. The civil rights heroes who fought for American equality, particularly in the South. The Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto. The democracy advocates slaughtered at Tiananmen Square....

1+ day, 7+ hour ago  (853+ words) What could make a Monday better? How about a generous helping of Steve Bannon! Mmm, can't you just smell his basting haunches through the screen? The Supreme Court, not content to merely bestow Donald Trump with kingly powers, has straightened…...