2+ hour, 22+ min ago  (638+ words) Mr. President, sir, may I kiss you? Well sir, it's because I'm so grateful to you. Your tariffs saved my steel plant. It was done. It was kaput. We were running one shift a week. And that shift was only…...

5+ hour, 21+ min ago  (724+ words) But really, wouldn't it be safer to just avoid that icky stuff altogether, to avoid upsetting students (and really, parents) who are absolutely certain that Donald Trump and Gov. Greg Abbott made LGBTQ+ people illegal already? Just say that Oscar…...

6+ hour, 50+ min ago  (233+ words) Today is World Pangolin Day, a day upon which to take some time to think about pangolins, which are apparently sometimes known as "scaly anteaters" because they eat ants and have freakishly long tongues, but also have scales. In fact,…...

1+ day, 32+ min ago  (660+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. I'm back from my pirate vacation and thrilled to be back in the world of soft beds and indoor plumbing. Let's mix up a breakfast-style espresso martini - a perfect "wake me up and fix…...

1+ day, 3+ hour ago  (656+ words) What in the hell is going on at the Department of Labor? Oh, we don't mean in terms of policy. Under Donald Trump, as best we can tell, the department has promulgated a standard Republican mixture of deregulation of business,…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (495+ words) Oh, is a certain fragile man feeling guilty about something after getting busted pathetically slobbering for an invite to Epstein's very wildest parties? Schroedinger's white man, gifted by God to be superior in every way, and also His most punished…...

1+ day, 6+ hour ago  (468+ words) This post was originally published at Ali's newsletter The Camelopard in September, but of course this week it became newly relevant in light of Sec. Brainworms' new barfola video with Kid Rock. Ew. RFK Jr. has explained his cumbersome sweatbox…...

1+ day, 7+ hour ago  (848+ words) How well that will translate to the general election remains to be seen, given the GOP's dedication to winning elections through tinkering with voter rolls and/or machines wherever possible, as Donald Trump keeps urging them to do. See also…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (315+ words) Time for your abbreviated Friday tabs because we're writing this at nothing-thirty in the morning and we TIRED. Oh no, Republicans are panicking about the midterms! [Axios] Is Samuel Alito going to GTFO this fall? There are signs. Oh boy,…...

2+ day, 8+ min ago  (851+ words) Today, Donald Trump held his first meeting of his new grifting bribe operation "Board of Peace," the fake UN substitute he's set up so corrupt world leaders, dictators and warlords " just the absolute most garbage leaders on the planet " can…...