19+ hour, 47+ min ago  (383+ words) Your life matters! Subscribe! And then on Saturday morning Dear Leader pondered a holocaust of 90 million people. And in an interview with Time magazine's Eric Cortellessa, the draft-dodging Commander-in-Chief expressed no concern even for the safety of his own citizens....

21+ hour, 46+ min ago  (576+ words) The Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs report for February released Friday morning shows that the economy lost 92,000 jobs last month, a far worse outcome than expected by economists who predicted a slight gain of 50,000 jobs in the monthly Dow Jones…...

1+ day, 16+ hour ago  (173+ words) Good afternoon, how do you do, shit was dark today. Shit's dark every day, better Evan was fuckin hilarious, treat yourself! I'm still surprised Trump Junior didn't rub his coke gums all over Montana's Senate seat last time it was…...

1+ day, 16+ hour ago  (409+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. And dear Lord, THIS WEEK. I had planned to talk about a nice, light, airy champagne cocktail for spring, but I've been doomscrolling way too much to entertain such ethereal notions. Let's talk about…...

1+ day, 17+ hour ago  (922+ words) But those aren't the kind of Democrats that Rahm Emanuel and James Carville are concerned about. No, as per usual, they are out here trying to Sister Souljah the Left, which for some reason they think is a fabulous way…...

1+ day, 18+ hour ago  (645+ words) Did everyone hear about the teenage girl who tried to bite off Donald Trump's dick? Please subscribe so our wading through the sewer of Epstein documents is not in vain. What an image that is: This lumpy, six-foot sweet potato…...

1+ day, 20+ hour ago  (392+ words) Day 410 of the New World Order, and how we need some happy news! It's all possible because last November Virginia kissed goodbye their vest-wearing vote-stealing MAGA Confederate monument Glenn Youngkin, and then in January said hello to their first woman…...

1+ day, 21+ hour ago  (939+ words) Roll Call reports that Daines withdrew his reelection paperwork Wednesday with just a few minutes to go before the filing deadline for Montana's June 2 primary election. By some amazing coincidence, Trump-appointed US Attorney Kurt Alme filed to run for the…...

2+ day, 54+ min ago  (750+ words) It's becoming a tale as old as time. Grand juries do not go along with it. US Attorney Boxwine fails. Again. Feast your eyes on a box full of embarrassment: This situation isn't limited to US Attorney Jeanine Pirro's jurisdiction,…...

2+ day, 15+ hour ago  (152+ words) WELL WELL WELL, WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELL WELL. I'm not gonna make you wait for the Noemnews (for the olds, Gary Gnu: Noem gnews is good gnews), you waited long enough already! Haha MADE YOU WAIT! And now for…...