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Is YOUR Baby’s Snake Oil A Little Heavy On The Booze?
3+ hour, 59+ min ago (340+ words) Unfortunately, those ingredients? Not great for babies. According to the FDA, which has not exactly had a banner year for food safety, the tea contains 8.3 percent ethanol, 0.35 percent methanol, and 0.48 percent isopropanol. That is about the same ethanol content as…...
It’s Friday I’m In Love. Wonkette One-A-Day, October 9, 2026
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (322+ words) We made it to the end of another week in the Trump era, and that is cause for celebration and maybe listening to The Cure. You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at…...
Let's Make Some More Badass War Porn Murder Videos, Bro!
7+ mon, 3+ day ago (599+ words) Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. Sure, patriots are running the good old US of A now. But the Patriots were not the good guys in Metal Gear. Trust me, I used to play it all the time in the…...
Trump Making Up ‘Sir’ Stories About Melania Now
2+ day, 5+ hour ago (902+ words) And now, a followup to our earlier post about the general panic gripping Republicans right now nationwide. In this post, we’ll narrow the focus to Donald Trump, and how truly pathetic he is. Because, well, bless his heart, but Trump…...
Donald Trump’s Midterm Scam: Pathetically Measly Healthcare Bribes For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others
2+ day, 3+ hour ago (434+ words) As you may have noticed, there’s an election coming up, and by complete coincidence, Donald Trump is sending out bribe checks in hopes that at least a few voters will thank him by voting for Republicans. And some of you…...
Creepy, Kooky, Mysterious, Spooky, Altogether Ooky. Wonkette One-A-Day, October 8, 2026
2+ day, 2+ hour ago (171+ words) Dang, it’s October already! For over a week, at that! You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have a Patreon too. Our morning began with the TABS, which I…...
Vague Trump Threats Best Thing That’s Happened To Southern California Officials In A While
2+ day, 7+ hour ago (936+ words) In case you haven’t heard, on Monday United States President Donald Trump gave a “speech,” which is in quotation marks because his speeches are basically just the unconnected ramblings of an old sundowning crank on a cocktail of God only…...
GOP CO Gov Nominee Victor Marx Could Not Be Prouder Of Having Assaulted His Wife
2+ day, 8+ hour ago (468+ words) He was also a spiritual mentor to Charlie Kirk, though that one checks out. Of course, at that point, the fact that he was a child murderer/exorcist had not yet been well-publicized. That could hurt or help him, depending…...
Name A Senate Race, We’ll Show You How Republicans Are F*cking It Up
2+ day, 10+ hour ago (548+ words) Those midterm elections are less than four weeks away, and the headlines just keep getting worse for Republicans. Politico: “Republicans enter triage mode as their election hopes continue to dim.” And it’s illustrated with a picture of Donald Trump leading…...
BOOM: JAIL. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2026
2+ day, 12+ hour ago (560+ words) Good morning, terrible ones! This is another good week to subscribe (for money or for free, we like it either way)! And if you are holding extra money, and ONLY if it is extra, feel free to slide it in…...