2+ hour, 42+ min ago  (385+ words) All our sentiments are organic, baby! Subscribe for more of "em. Curiously, Wade's name and face don't appear in many places other than on the White House payroll, though Patriot Takes dug up a picture of him with Interior Secretary…...

4+ hour, 34+ min ago  (442+ words) Yes well. That's what happened. It's a stuffed tomato recipe and you can't have it because it's not on the internet and we're not typin' it right now. Try Googling "OREGON TRAIL HUNTER GATHERER FALSE ADVERTISING STUFFED TOMATOES," maybe somebody…...

16+ hour, 57+ min ago  (156+ words) Hello, time for your roundup of the day's stories! There were these tabs, which were for Rebecca's MORNING BIRTHDAY. There was me, Evan, going off on Hakeem Jeffries a little bit about what we mean when we say we want…...

19+ hour, 16+ min ago  (537+ words) That story notes that the always-annoying White House comms director Steven Cheung told a reporter, annoyingly, "don't be mad because America won," so there. But yes, Patel's latest jet-fueled adventure has renewed that scrutiny, and it's once more resurrected that…...

22+ hour, 34+ min ago  (595+ words) In reaction to the Right's embrace of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories, we have positioned ourselves as believers in science and facts, and steadfast opposers of disinformation, and thank goodness for that. Indeed, one person I got into it with about…...

1+ day, 6+ min ago  (538+ words) Happy Wednesday, and Donald John Trump could not be looking any more like a child rapist sloppily covering his tracks if he possibly tried! What the hell is going on here? So why did the FBI and DOJ say there…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago  (598+ words) An attorney who until last week trained new recruits for US Immigration and Customs Enforcement testified before congressional Democrats Monday that new agents are being rushed through training and being taught to ignore constitutional rights, particularly when it comes to…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (1140+ words) Dead child rapist Jeffrey Epstein's longtime best friend was invited to give a speech to Congress last night for some reason. Many Democrats opted not to show up, choosing to do alternate events or just stay home. But some did…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (418+ words) Hey hey hey, whose birthday is it? YOUR MOM'S, LAST NIGHT. Wait no, it's mine, today! So I'M OUT OF HERE. Enjoy whatever Evan, Marcie, Robyn, and Dok whip up for you. But didn't I just have a vacation last…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (738+ words) If you are Washington DC US Attorney Fox News Lady Judge Jeanine "Boxwine" Pirro, it sounds like you have one thing on your mind, namely hey, can we forget this ever happened? Nobody even knew what law Pirro was trying…...