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US Attorney Boxwine Already Can’t Remember Trying To Put Mark Kelly In Jail
4+ hour, 18+ min ago (738+ words) If you are Washington DC US Attorney Fox News Lady Judge Jeanine "Boxwine" Pirro, it sounds like you have one thing on your mind, namely hey, can we forget this ever happened? Nobody even knew what law Pirro was trying…...
Wear Whatever F-ing Jeans You Want
7+ hour, 8+ min ago (526+ words) On Monday, Business Insider published an article titled "Millennials" mom jeans era" " arguing that wearing skinny jeans now make us "look old" and are the modern day equivalent of the jeans we supposedly used to make fun of our mothers…...
Trump War On Iran Comes Earlier Every Year
8+ hour, 22+ min ago (475+ words) Jah help us all, President Donald John Trump, who ran on No New Wars, is lubing up to maybe bomb Iran again. Didn't we already write these articles? Are we having an acid flashback again? Yes and yes and yes…...
Mike Huckabee Creates International Crisis By Sticking Godly Foot In Pious Mouth
10+ hour, 38+ min ago (359+ words) From Politico, which is coming up on two decades of WINNING THE MORNING: Huckabee spoke in an interview with conservative commentator Tucker Carlson that aired Friday. Carlson said that according to the Bible, the descendants of Abraham would receive land…...
Kash Thinks He Got Some Friends. Your Wonkette News One-A-Day, Feb. 23, 2026
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (106+ words) WHAT A DAY. As usual. Let me upgrade, upgrade you. And here's your recap of how the Woke Olympics ended, with only a little of the embarrassment of Kash Patel getting drunk with his fake friends the gold medalist Olympic…...
Trump Gonna Ignore Mean Supreme Court, Tax Dolls And Pencils EVEN MORE
1+ day, 4+ hour ago (752+ words) On Friday, three conservatives on the Supreme Court, Roberts, Gorsuch and Barrett joined the three liberals in deciding that no, President Donald John Trump cannot do EMERGENCY tariffs forever over some made-up non-emergency, and only Congress can levy taxes, as…...
Tariff-ic Excuses On The Sunday Shows!
1+ day, 5+ hour ago (666+ words) After a 6-3 decision by the Supreme Court that Donald Trump must GTFOH with his "emergency tariffs" bullshit, and Tonce rump had a calm and rational meltdown response about it, his administration sent out its best messengers to the Sunday shows....
WTF Is Happening In Mexico: A Brief Explainer!
1+ day, 8+ hour ago (606+ words) On Sunday, Mexican Special Forces shot and killed El Mencho, ne" Nemesio Rub"n Oseguera Cervantes, AKA the leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and the cocaine, heroin and meth king of Mexico. Nine of his hench-people were killed…...
Everyone Was A Winner At The Woke Olympics!
1+ day, 11+ hour ago (399+ words) The least popular American at the Olympics since Tonya Harding! Though after slow wet fart noise JD went home the US women's ice hockey team went on to win the gold, beating Canada in an overtime nailbiter. On Sunday, Jack…...
Dunkin' Donuts Ad Is Just Far Too 'Sensual' For 'One Million Moms"
2+ day, 9+ hour ago (470+ words) It's like chocolate milk but coffee flavored and it is magical, thank me later. Anyway! The One Million Moms are very upset about a Dunkin' Donuts ad that features Megan Thee Stallion, on account of how it is just too…...